28 Things Literally Everyone Experienced As A Kid But Never, Ever Talks About

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Were you really a kid if you didn’t do these things

1. Developed a “smoking” habit:

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2. Got absolutely wasted:

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3. Drew hair exactly like this:

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4. Tried your best to defeat science:

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5. Became a superhero:

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6. Clipped your mouth shut for some reason:

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7. Stabbed the life out of an eraser:

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8. Began a long career as a chemist:

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9. Felt that deep watermelon seed regret:

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10. Raced raindrops:

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11. Felt like the highest of high society:

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12. Played dead:

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13. Pretended to have pool powers:

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14. Took tons of bottle cap shots:

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15. Ate macaroni like a cultured human:

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16. Made an old paper towel roll the best toy:

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17. Starred in Fast & Furious: Grocery Store Drift:

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18. Ran your hand along the wall exactly like this:

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19. Pulled as many coupons as you could get your hands on:

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20. Ate a truly wild meal:

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21. Made the mad dash upstairs:

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22. Probably like this:

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23. Felt like a technological wizard:

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24. Hugged the wrong mom:

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25. Kept an eye open for demons:

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26. Did everything in your power to avoid a phone call:

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27. Tried to push ’em all down:

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28. And fell for this exact joke:

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AHHHHH.

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